My Social Media-less Life

(The following is a story that came to me while driving between clients. Please enjoy.)

You’re driving down a street on your way to work when you see the most bizarre blue house. It’s not that a blue house is bizarre, but the shade of blue is unusual for a house.

You shrug and say, “To each his own” as you go on with your day.

After a time you are no longer surprised by the blue house on your normal route to work, but it comes to your attention one day that it’s no longer the shade of the house that throws you off, but the fact that the front door is the exact same color.

“Don’t people usually like their front door to be a different color than the rest of their house? Well… can’t really fault them for REALLY liking blue.”

The next time you drive by, the house begins to seem perfectly normal… except…

“Are the STEPS blue too?! Okay, WHAT is going on?”

And then something extremely alien happens…

The driveway becomes blue.

And then the street.

And you are blue.

The whole world is blue.

Blue.