Tag: funny
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“For Purple Mountains Majesty…”
Last weekend, I had the honor of going to my favorite area of Colorado for the 5th time. This was my third time going for a women’s conference, and it seems as though every time I go for a conference, I fall more in love with the area. Obviously, I love visiting, but something about…
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Good Things Come To The Persistent
This is a longer story post. Get ready for a ride. 😉 I love Planet Comicon. Anybody who’s spent more than 5 minutes with me will automatically know that. Even if there’s not one celebrity there that I want to meet, I still go, just to be a part of it all. This year however,…
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Hot Cheeto (A Short Story)
I needed an outlet for my overactive brain. This story started out based on a true story, but it’s definitely fictionalized. There I was, minding my own business, when a friend walked up to me in my shop one day and said, “I found the cutest thing and I think you’ll like it a lot!”…
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Once In A Rare Blue Moon
Here in the US, we are having not only a “blue moon” (a full moon that has happened twice in the same calendar month), but it also happens to be a super moon. Which basically means it wears tights and a cape and saves people when no one is watching it. “Moony” never wants to…
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“Look at the hose, Erica”
Today I woke up with a plan. And immediately that plan was changed. For me, that’s not a huge deal. My life isn’t thrown into a tailspin every time something changes. If it was, I wouldn’t be a house cleaner. Nothing stays the same for longer than 3 minutes. The original plan for today was…
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Poem: Why Is There A Goat?
The following poem is something I wrote the day I discovered Lo-Fi music and needed to get SOMETHING written down. This was the first thing I wrote.You’ve also been warned that it may not be my best, but it is hilarious. A goat stands on a mountain.Where did the goat come from?Where is it going?Why…
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